You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.
Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!
by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015
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Wanna go get some food?

slang for ripping out and eating somebody's organs
"Hey buddy you Wanna go get some food?"
"sure I got my knife ready!"
by Head from a Melon January 10, 2023
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National Suck Some Penis Day

September 29th is officially recognised as National Suck Some Penis Day. This day has been well established as of the exact date circa 2009. Make sure if you are attracted to the male genitalia, that you find one today to give that gluck gluck 3000. If you do not comply we as the council must from now on assume that you are no longer attracted to the male genitalia and should no longer be a recipient in future.
Thank You
- It's National Suck Some Penis Day babe! You know what that means?

- Damn right, now lie down so I can suck the soul right out of you
by PussyDestroyer500 September 28, 2022
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Go free range some dicks

Alteranative to eat a bag of dicks. Used when the effort required to bag dicks for consumption require more effort than the subject serves or time allows.

Dicks, scattered and frolicking in their natural habitat. Unbagged and grazing quietly.
Go free range some dicks, you’re not worth the time it takes to bag them.
by Gemstaa December 14, 2017
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What an Australian ranch hand says at the end of every sentence.
Yeah.. Bruce was bangin some chick the other weekend erh some-shit-or-bloody-some'n-ay.
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Can I Borrow Some Swag?

When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.
Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?
by Iconoklastic~ February 22, 2010
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Get Weird on Some Strange

When two or more male friends discuss an orgy of any amount of combined sexual intercourse involving one or more women.
by Anonymous867 July 09, 2012
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