alabama friends

Friends that have seen each other naked

John: Are you friends with Wyatt?

Chad: Absolutely! We’re Alabama friends.

John: Oh. We aren’t that close

by CB2K September 15, 2023

Alabama of you

Refers to acts or thoughts of an incest nature.

Person A: Damn my cousin is hot
Person B: Damn bro, that's pretty alabama of you.

by SomeRandomBrit December 11, 2020

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Alabama Slamma

When your girlfriend gives you the best handjob ever using two hands like she’s churning butter. Southern style.

Hey babe , can you give me an Alabama Slamma?

by ReggieAM March 29, 2022

Alabama Busdriver

The Alabama busdriver is a unique form of a shit fetish. To partake in this act, you must first get CONSENT. Step two, find a busdriver and enter the bus. You will not get off the bus intil the busdriver is done with their route. Step three, cut off the busdriver before they leave the bus and deliver a swift neck jab to their jugular vein, thus incapacitating them. Step four, you defecate in their oral cavity. Step four, you bound them to their bus seat and exit the bus.

This bitch ass busdriver missed my stop, so I gave er the ol’ Alabama busdriver, that outta show her.

by SweatyButFart March 22, 2025

Alabama hot-seat

When you poop through the sun roof of a vehicle with kids in the backseat(s).

Pranked my neighbor's family with an Alabama hot-seat just as they were leaving for soccer practice

by got games? August 23, 2022

Alabama

A piece of toast with an egg cooked inside a hole cut in the center of the bread.

Hey kid's want me to make some Alabama's for breakfast?

by Radiconyoung June 9, 2024