fat santa

attention seeking chubby child that mistakes CM's for inches, has serious issues with the truth and anyone dressed as Father Christmas, due to an unfortunate Jimmy Saville esq incident with Santa as a child

Fat santas are so boooring

by Baedit February 4, 2016

Fat Nuggets

The little piece of fat all girls have between the armpit and side boob.Best seen when wearing tight tank tops.

Ashlyn: Ugh i hate my fat nuggets they are so ugly!
Rachel:No they aren't! Everyone has them.

by DameEllenTerry February 2, 2017

fat potentiality

When a girl is not fat, and at this point in time she's usually do-able, if not hot, but you know deep down that at some point in her life, she's gonna be fat. It's just inevitable.

Dude 1: Hey man, you still dating that chick Lisa?

Dude 2: Yeah, I really like her, but I don't know about long term. I mean, she totally has fat potentiality.

by SammyMFB October 17, 2007

fat blanchard

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.

"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"

by Dual K October 23, 2006

Fat Chested

When a female has boobs, not because there full and developed, but because she is fat.

Frank- My girlfriend has big boobs!

Mike- No she doesn't! They would be small, she's just Fat Chested!

Frank- ...

by Steve Traindriver August 12, 2010

fat pig

a girl who is really fat and is a messy eater

dude do you see that fat pig over there?
yea man, she needs to wash her face and table

by greenbeans December 22, 2020

fat cathy

Is a turd so big that it feels like your butthole is being stretched so wide like your crapping out a softball...or worse.

I ate way too much mexican food last night and now I feel a Fat Cathy coming out of me.

by df1186 September 19, 2016