by Alice13193 April 15, 2014
Get the goal shortsmug. A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.
For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.
by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025
Get the Porn Shortsmug. by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022
Get the National Short Health Daymug. Short-stack is a word tall people can use as a nickname for their short bestie. Short-Stacks are always loving and kind and can often take a joke. If this describes your short bestie then they are officially a short stack.
Tall Person: Hey Short Stack
Short Person: what does that mean
Tall person: it means your short but I still love you
Short Person: what does that mean
Tall person: it means your short but I still love you
by Cactus Kid October 8, 2020
Get the Short Stackmug. being short is getting patted on the head whenever someone passes you and getting remined that your short 30 times a day
"your short"
by CharmsBunny March 20, 2022
Get the shortmug. by jakayla3093 November 17, 2022
Get the national shorts daymug. In the hood when you’re wearing short sock it could mean many things. First hookers where then so when they catch boys in the hood wear short sock they calling them a girl whore; or it could mean that your a girl as in that you show you leg for guys.
by Drdre4ever October 12, 2023
Get the wearing short socksmug.