A wee arsehole ned fi the scheme of methil absolute nutter of a boy goes aboot tryna pump grannies smoking spats wi a broken kettle
by Brad Gill July 28, 2021
Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
by Garry Oniel March 23, 2020
by Cunkus November 01, 2021
The cutest couple to ever walk the Earth. They always compliment each other and will love each other for the rest of they're lives. They never fight, unless one or the other is discouraging themselves and making themselves seem less than they are. They’re very supportive of each other and always cheer each other up. They cherish every moment spent together and hope that it never ends. Despite they’re occasional differences, they will love each other to the day they die.
by You’reBadAtLying December 12, 2018
mr neil is such a nice person, he is alwys very nice. he always gives 7/7 for his students in the first row
boy 1: is that kyle neil?
boy 2: Yeah, he's the best teacher ever!
girl 1: he always gives us 7/7s!
girl 2: but only if you're in the front row of the class...
boy 2: Yeah, he's the best teacher ever!
girl 1: he always gives us 7/7s!
girl 2: but only if you're in the front row of the class...
by Front row student in class g9 May 08, 2024
by Gregpussytugger December 03, 2018
Has a thumb sized head. Usually cries when someone mentions a thumb war. Loves cotton candy ice cream and cookies.
1)I just met the best guy ever!
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
2)Omg! Describe Him!
1)He has a thumb sized head and loves ice cream and cookies!
2)Lemme guess is his name kyle fay?
by Barack Obama1 February 23, 2019