friend zoned

When you try to hook up with some girl, but get rejected and there is said 'lets just be friends'

Then you are Friend Zoned.

P1:I totally like Suzy, but when i asked her out, she friend zoned me completely.
P2;Fuck man, Good luck on getting out of the friend zone. LOL

by Kurkenbakker February 19, 2009

Zonetard

Usually the outcasts and lonely from a forum message board who infest a certain area and squat there until they are perma banned. Most form a "clan" to show solidarity..Usually can be spotted flirting with dudes with female user names. Also love to quote or use old memes. Orgin of name comes from sub forum "The Endzone" on VolNation where most instantly get AIDS from visiting.

I dont think that's a troll, it's just a Zonetard that got out of his cage.

by Fixta Fernback August 7, 2011

Friend Zoned

When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself

Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.

by Ese Loco Ghost January 7, 2017

Dad Zoned

When a girl likes you as a friend so much you become a dad to her. No one's as close to a girl as her dad. The consequence is that no girl wants to hook up for her dad.

John looks a little older than the average college student, so all his friends call him "Dad." Because of this, all of the girls call John "Dad" as well, and see him as a father figure to the friend group. John has in effect been Dad Zoned.

by tribefan247 January 25, 2016

pro zoned

When someone is being used for their professional skills without having a chance of furthering the relationship beyond a professional one. Similar to friendzoned.

Serrina: Dang... Drew isn't around anymore, he just hangs out with that girl all day. Is he friendzoned?
Jimmy: Na, he's pro zoned, too busy taking photos and videos for her.

by dokipress March 6, 2017

zonein

when youre high and you drift into your own entire zone to process and think about what has been said.

Bryce: I thought she.........

Jordan: Huh?

Bryce: (stares to no where with hand on chin) ...

Jordan: doomangdoo.....you zonein right now!!

Bryce: ..............

Jordan: YEAA SON!

$$$$

by Cudi Kid September 16, 2009

Mom-zoned

The equivalent of the male friend-zone- only, for females.

Being mom-zoned is the difference of being asked for a sandwich as opposed to a sammich.

by TheDreamer August 22, 2012