Child version of pegging

This term is used for when someone pinches you really, really hard on your nape. For example, if you get pegged, you may not be able to walk for hours afterwards. This is due to the transfer of blood being closed and slowed; from the pegging, your veins, perhaps, could be tightened, so it is a very painful process.

Not medical advice, not a medical advisor. I have no qualification at all.

Example:
Guy 1: “Bro…this goth, dommy mommy pegged me for 10 hours straight. I don’t think I can walk anymore.”
Guy 2: “Are you okay? My friend showed me a video of the child version of pegging. That must’ve hurt, man.”
Guy 1: “Excuse me?”

by Incorrectly wrong but right? June 30, 2025

Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.

“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”

by Scarfkat April 18, 2025

Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.

That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.

by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020

Child

A human that is younger than a teenager

The Child doesn't like the game.

by suqarings June 27, 2020

Small Child Fingernails

It's a secret. What made you think you would find it on Urban Dictionary? If Hailey And Michael wont tell you, neither will I.

"What's Small Child Fingernails?"

"A Secret."

by .Haileyyy. February 27, 2019

part time child

A child who spends mor time socialising with her mates than at home with her family

Oh Maddie's a Part Time Child

by Pikialo April 16, 2017

childes..gf

childes..gf Is a tiktoker who plays Genshin impact and is in love with a character named childe/tartaglia. She/they may as well be called a “Genshin adict”

Girl 1: Wow is that childes..gf ???
Girl 2: Yes!

Girl 1: I wish I was with childe! :(

by eulamainsupermacy July 2, 2021