Benson Smith

That one kid who always got tattled on to the yard aids in elementary school, and made fun of mentally disabled kids in middle school, and somehow managed to break every rule in high school without getting expelled. He is also short and spends his entire life doing pointless sports and speed running being sexy to every girl he meets.

Guy 1: Did you see what Benson Smith did at homecoming.

Guy 2: No why?

Guy 1: He threw his phone through your English teacher’s window.

by Benson Smith November 13, 2021

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Amelia Smith

Absolute top shagger and always the fittest girl at every party she goes to. Bit of a slag but everyone loves her. Her humour needs help at the best of times but she always tries her best and that's all that matters. Amelia has big aspirations in life and her biggest one is to be as funny as laura her best friend (one day). Amelia is top ten neeks you will meet but also has a street cred of zero. Amelia is the most popular, funniest and prettiest in any setting. She is also tiktok famous with a following of 10k and can't get milk from the corner shop without being asked for a signature.

Have you seen that girl Amelia Smith?
Yes shes well fit all the guys want her!
Do you know Amelia Smith?
Of course! She's more tiktok famous than Ami Charlize with her wopping 10k followers.

by anonymous December 21, 2023

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Ellery Smith

Pussy slayer, cawlk eater

I did an Ellery Smith on my pants

by Arthursux420 November 9, 2023

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Sadie Smith

Sadie is a fabulous being who saved us all from the depths of despair. Sadie Smith is very magical and can cast many speels. she is very different from others but everyone wants to be her.

Sadie Smith is my god.

by CAPYCAPYBARA May 1, 2023

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