National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Short neck

You know those type of people

Hey look at that guy I think he’s a short neck

by Submlsslve May 1, 2024

basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.

Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.

by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

SHORT

VEX
VEX = SHORT

Haven: vex what are you

Vex: tall
Haven: stop lying
Vex: Fine im short

by Haven~san May 9, 2022

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

Hop-a-short

To become increasingly more hyper.

If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.

by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007

whore shorts

Shorts that a girl wear when she wants to be a whore usually these shorts are super tight and short to the point where it looks like you aren’t wearing anything underneath them these can range from being spandex to regular tight pj shorts

Her navy blue stripped shorts are her whore shorts because they are super tight and you can see her ass hang out of them.

by ayna 67 July 5, 2023