douche whale

The only thing that exceeds the amount of douoche in the doucheapotamus

I can't believe the way that guy is acting. He's gotta be the biggest douche I've ever seen.. In fact He's a douche whale.

by image969 January 8, 2009

river whale

Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.

Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!

by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018

whale dance

When a dancer is crushed by a whale while performing

"Did you hear about the guy that had a whale dance"

by Crime_Pickle April 16, 2021

whale shit

A term to describe a guy who plays with girls feelings

He lead her on and broke her heart! he's whale shit!

by lhtop July 9, 2016

whale

a big sea mammal

"Look! A whale!"

by s.dz January 29, 2017

Whale Tailin'

Going into town looking for chicks with exposed thongs

Dude, im goin ta downtown Bethel for some whale tailin'

by Joshsquach May 31, 2018

Drunk Land Whale

A drunk woman, in a bar, or club who actively pursues another individual for sex.

Damn, Loretta is a drunk land whale. I had to run out the club, without paying the tab to save myself.

by Logan0787 April 9, 2023