water tester

jackass dudes that screw over a chick, then once she has another man, send her random texts every other month or so to test the waters

My girl and I were enjoying a nice romantic dinner until her phone was lit up by a water tester

by MadDog09 June 20, 2009

Bong water

Bong water is the water used to cool of the sick ass shit

Bob drank all the fucking bong water so we ate the weed

by DaggerVeVo February 13, 2019

beef water

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

Fiji Water

The best Owl City song off his latest album, 'Cinematic'. No, not the water.

THANKS FOR THEEE FIJI WATERRRR
i love owl city sorry

by WhoThisDontKnow September 8, 2021

turtle in the water

1. A milf, a code word to say to your bros when in public.

Bro, "Holy shit, turtle in the water 3 o'clock."
Public, "where the fuck is the turtle?"
Bros,"they don't even get it! That was a fucking milf!"

by Young Musky November 17, 2013

willy water

cum

“It tastes like Willy Water!”

by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021

Gnar-water

Very gnarly gross contaminated water.

Dude… the lady from Ch*potle just lifted the bucket of sides up and pour gnar-water all down the line.

Dude… there’s so much seaweed down at the beach right now that is some gnar-water.

by LBcustoms February 11, 2022