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natural plant, that if smoked can cause :
Impaired judgment and motor coordination / Shortened attention span and distractibility / Anxiety and panic attacks /Increased heart rate / Increased risk of heart attack / Increased risk for schizophrenia in vulnerable individuals / Impaired judgment / Problems with memory and learning / Lowered motivation / Decreased alertness and coordination / Addiction / Withdrawal symptoms from stopping drug use (in a chronic user): irritability, sleeplessness, anxiety, impaired appetite, and aggression.

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but on the upside if your high you feel more relaxed, and chill.

its the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, and there are more teens are in treatment with a primary diagnosis of marijuana dependence than for all other illicit drugs combined.
lets smoke some fucking weed.
NOT
Weed by rhvnpqhn February 20, 2011
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casa del weed 

when asher's mom goes out of town and meagan, tess, julie, john, asher and andrew and moby hotbox the bathroom.
"STOP RAPING ANDREW'S FACE!"
"The picture is crooked!!!!!!!"
casa del weed by Los Hooliganos March 11, 2005
Ughhhh im so high right now, idont knoe wats it stand 4
dawg were da weed the weed? my buzz be gone.
weed by Angry somoan September 15, 2008

horny goat weed 

Horny goat weed is an ingredient in some kind of energy drink. This specific spice, if you wanna call it that, is used to make goats horny so that they breed. I think it's one of the main ingredients in monster or one of those well liked energy drinks. Read the labels people!!!
No wonder my friend was horny after he drank that Monster, there's horny goat weed in it!!!

weedslut 

-someone who actively looks to place themselves in 'positions' to smoke weed

"Johnny, why are you hanging out with those people? You're such a weedslut!"
weedslut by Kelsea, Abs, Tyler, Dave December 28, 2007

Weed-Jockey 

Also WeeJay, WJ and Wee

The One with coolest mood in the party. She/He Roll (on a regular wild basis) the Joints for @ll the Gals and drive sensationally the mood of the party, caring for All the Pe@ple.

WJ can roll any other's weed -in a moment of inspiration- if required...

Usually carryin' Nice Music (too) in some media and/or device, to share It 'live'...

It can be several WJ's at the same Party as long as they are slighty synchronized to avoid Joint Flood an/or Soundtrack Chaos.
- That Weed-Jockey / WeeJay / WJ / Wee Rules
- That Weed-Jockey/ WeeJay Should take some lessons...
- Shoot That WeeJay /WJ / Wee (normally before passing the Joint to the WJ)
Weed-Jockey by cocolepsia June 8, 2009
A unwanted plant that grows in gardens.
I pulled 500 weeds from my vegitable garden today.
weed by The dude August 7, 2006