Vagina Muffler

Its where you stick a vagina on a tail pipe start the engine, and hear the biggest queef you have ever heard and then drive.
"Holy shit i gave Sarah the biggest Vagina Muffler last night! You could have heard it all through the town!"
"I heard it"
by The Vag wrecker September 12, 2009
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Bucktooth Vagina

A very strange girl whose vagina has grown buck teeth, further solidifying the belief that she is an inbred, special ed tranny.
OMG! Did you hear that John had a near Bucktooth Vagina experience? Jessica Corey pulled her pants down and it said "What's up, Doc?" just like Bugs Bunny.
by HermyPenisVag December 01, 2010
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vagina muffin

Function: noun
Plural Form: vagina muffins
Etymology: references to the female womb as an oven (e.g. bun in the oven)

1: A tampon; a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging
1: I had to check my vagina muffin to see if it needed to be changed.
by raygee July 01, 2004
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minty vagina

When you are screwing a chick but her vagina is to dirty, you spray toothpaste/ cleaning products all over your penis to clean her up
Charlie: yeah i had to give Kirsten a minty vagina last night because she was so damn dirty!
Larry: HA! i had to give Kelli one last week too
Charlie: god damn...cant these bitches keep it clean so we dont have to give them minty vaginas!?
by The house cleaner March 02, 2005
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Vagina Jelly

when a person, most of the time a girl, has soo much cellulite on their upper legs that when exposed in shorts the cellulite looks like a vagina.
I wonder how many rings she has around her vagina jelly.

That girl is getting pretty chunky,shes starting to sprout vagina jelly.

I'm pretty sure she could fit a phat stack of pennies in her vagina jelly.

Dude have you ever tried to "get sum" of her vagina jelly?

Dude no,its probably like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Her vagina jelly resembles boiling tomato soup.
by tophieCC September 03, 2009
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puffy vagina

a disorder that causes a girl to have a puffy vagina- rick and morty season 1 episode 3
karel has a puffy vagina
by noheto1 September 25, 2015
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Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.
bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina
by rancidbeef54 April 10, 2010
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