Climbing the apple tree

like "climbing the mango tree" but for women; masterbation for women

girl 1: "i squirted after climbing the apple tree last night"

girl 2: "OMG howd u climb?

by abcd i did ur mommy September 22, 2010

your whole family tree lgbt

The worst insult ever, immediately after saying this phrase, the universe fucking explodes

Person 1: Your Mom Gay
Person 2: Your Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Your Granny Tranny
Person 2: Your Grandpap a Trap
Person 1: *inhales deeply*
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Your whole family tree lgbt
Person 2: *fucking dies*

by Lord Catto May 13, 2018

virginia christmas tree

A tree where you hang niggers

Hey are you almost ready for Christmas
Yeah man almost got my my Virginia Christmas tree set up

by Virginia Beach May 18, 2018

Wise Mystical Tree

A very wise tree that gives great wisdom and has a funny nigga face

Bro Look at that Wise Mystical Tree over there

by nugget lord 29395 October 16, 2022

Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds

Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

by War zone boi December 2, 2020

Trioch. (tree-ock)

A toned down, more acceptable amalgam of the words 'bitch' and 'trick'. For purposes such as describing a 'trick' or 'bitch' during a church service or storytelling in front of children whose minds you actually care not to taint.

"Trioch. (tree-ock)"

"What up?, Trioch!"

That librarian is definitely not a "trioch".

Only a "trioch" would still someones' skittles.

by Gordon Tsunami April 9, 2009

but my vision ends with the apple in the tree

This is a verse of a song named "Your love"
Adam and Eve were living their perfect life in Gods perfect Garden. UNTIL...
Eve had to go and take this forbidden fruit from a tree God said to not eat from. As we all know, the fruit is normally referred to as an apple. After this, Eve and Adam got separated.
I think Nicki said that everything was perfect till she s***wed everything up.

Now, this probably means "My dream/wish/vision was that we were still together. (after all)

X:-but my vision ends with the apple in the tree
A-No, I won't forgive you

by The Verse Queen February 17, 2021