snaggle tooth donkey

A very rude bitch who Cares about no one

God she was a snaggle tooth donkey

by Sir hostile September 23, 2016

Tallahassee toothbrush

The act of dipping a toothbrush in Tabasco sauce and forcefully shoving it up someone's ass.

Yeah, I gave that bitch a Tallahassee toothbrush and she punched me in the dick.

by Uncle Adolf September 19, 2016

saber tooth grasshopper

When the muscle in you're wheener jumps

My saber tooth grasshopper wouldn't settle down.

by Dicketh August 20, 2016

Douche-tooth

Anyone who wears a Bluetooth ear piece, and/or drives like a fun

Is by default snobby, usually wearing a suit or a flat bill hat.

"That dude just cut me off."
"Yeah, look at him, he is on the phone because he's " douche-tooth.

by Kevly😉 May 20, 2016

bitter tooth

To hold a grudge

Danny still had a bitter tooth for becky

by Dannyboyyyyyy May 20, 2016

Stiff toothbrush

Sexual act where the male waits for the female to fall asleep, he gets a monster stiffy worked up, and attempts to simulate brushing the female's teeth. If completed, your wad is the toothpaste. The ultimate is if she never wakes up during the stiff toothbrush and your wad gets nice and crusty on her face by morning.

She's got my balls so blue I'm gonna give her a stiff toothbrush.

by Dump truck January 29, 2017

useless toothpick

An insult used to call someone who is dull and very annoying

Guy 1: "dude, Bryant is a useless toothpick."
Guy 2: 'yeah he is"

by GruesomeKnight February 16, 2017