beat my meat on the toilet seat 

When you beat your meat on the toilet seat. Exactly what it says

Beat my meat on the toilet seat, Doo da Doo da. Hands got tired so I used my feet, Doo da Doo da. I skeet skeet on the toilet seat, all the Doo da day

beat my meat on the toilet seat by The boonigan man September 16, 2017

Snake Her Toilet 

The act of anal sex.

"Look at that ass! I'd love to snake her toilet."

Snake Her Toilet by The Stain December 15, 2008

punished the toilet paper 

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

punished the toilet paper by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

scared toilet seat syndrome 

medical, The emotional fellings of a toilet seat located in public ones home. The seat fears fat ass people, you know the ones that walk through the stores ie Wal-Mart whos butt or hips are the largest part of their body. The seat is paranoid of these people dropping their oversized underware to use the toilet. The fear comes from having to see these people pull their cheeks apart just before sitting down and then being confined in total darkness. That is not the worse part, then the toilet seat has to see the dirty ass, because to much skin was in the way while pooping and is now covered in feces.

The toilet seat wobbled with fear as fat ass Margret began to have a seat. After three or four times of experiencing this fear the toilet seat's doctor diagnosed the seat with " scared toilet seat syndrome"

scared toilet seat syndrome by zeusking007 November 3, 2007

The Toilet Bowl 

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind, and the other guy is laying down eating her out the guy pulls out of her ass and she shits all over the other dudes dick, she then sucks all the shit off his dick until he cums.

Dude you need to shower after you got the toilet bowl

The Toilet Bowl by cit October 29, 2006

A toilet to toilet shit 

Its when you take a really big shit in one toilet and it starts to become full so you run and switch to another toilet to finish it.

"Sometimes when I have to take a huge poop I have a toilet to toilet shit."

A toilet to toilet shit by Ijusttookapoophehee January 2, 2011

skibidi toilet 

the shittiest thing to ever fucking exist on this fatherfucking planet
made for ppl that are 0-7
skibidi toilet is made by a clown (dafuck boom cumshot man)

rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes
dhshgabda: hey let's go inside the school's toilets and become the skibidi toilet ohio sigma lord!!
rusdhfnsd: yeah!!!
rusdhfnsd: skibidi dop dop yes yes skibdi duhadsaduhas nrim nrim
penis: go fucking kill yourself

skibidi toilet by niggerger October 4, 2023