Classic Matt

When your friend Matt (who isn't your friend) does something classic

Person 1: Matt get off yo phone, we at the movies
Matt: *silence

Person 2: Classic Matt
Person 3: Who the fuck is Matt?
Matt: *rips into bread with teeth

by yourdadsatmyhousemydude.com October 28, 2019

Matt

The pengist ting alive all the girls stare at his thikkkkkkk man boooty

Omg Matt is sooooo fit 🤤🤤🤤🤤

by PandaFalls November 4, 2019

Matt Teeter

Literally a scientist. Dude is hella smart!

Bill Nye is smart, but Matt Teeter is even smarter!

by ItsEro November 14, 2020

Matt Roy

Is so sexy

Matt Roy is so sexy

by anonymous November 27, 2020

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Matt Bennet Ridder

An awesome dude

Hey look, it's Matt Bennet Ridder!

by naziswereright November 30, 2020