Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.

Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

by MarioCBreeze August 6, 2024

thomas mcgee

The fugliest, fattist most stupid person you will ever meet.

Person 1:He is such a thomas mcgee.
Person 2: You just read my mind.

by yolomun January 22, 2015

Thomas

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is a really stupid person, not necessarily unintelligent but just absurd and odd in a bad way. Typically ginger with a tiny penis.

"the date was terrible, he was such a Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

thomas drenth

An extremely intelligent human being, when at the age of just 13, his IQ rivaled Einstein’s. He knows a lot of useless facts, but also knows a lot of useful information that can be used in pouring water on this world on fire.

“Way to go Drenth” sarcastic
“You’re turning up to be a real Thomas Drenth” compliment

by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019

Thomas Pullen

The David Attenborough of Geography, the Kevin De Bruyne of Football, the Ricky Gervais of Jokes and the best Teacher the world has ever seen. He is gone but never forgotton.

Thomas Pullen was the best teacher we've ever seen, he will be truly missed.

by dang it real bc he is December 2, 2023

Avant Thomas

Avant Thomas

Girl 1: Your such a Avant Thomas

Girl 2: Your a ugly hoe with no bitches

by Pornlober May 22, 2022