This is why we can't have nice things

what do i need to say.

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by someone else thats not u March 3, 2021

top ten things only women understand

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN

those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009

the little things

term women use for what they want a man to do for them, but does not specify what they should actually do. "its the little things". this simply means that said woman wants said man to understand that said man does not need to go above and beyond to impress, excite or win the love of said woman. simple gifts, gestures and sayings make this said woman happier and more pleased than expensive gifts and huge gestures. a simple rose picked from the grass outside is better than a bouquet of roses bought at a store to said woman, for example. this also means that when said man is not understanding why he has done something wrong and said woman says it is the little things, this can also mean he is NOT doing the little things that said woman wishes. the little things are added into everyday lifestyle to make a woman feel special and loved.

Mary: "John, why did you buy me an expensive car for my birthday?!"
John: "I thoughr you would like it!"
Mary: "i love it. but its the little things that make me REALLY happy John".

by yurmother21 December 12, 2013

a lot of things

"A lot of things" a way of saying you like something or someone In a sexual way. A code for funny business or pervy fun.

"I'll tell you A lot of things after I touch you!"

by Swanky space monkey November 15, 2017

This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Track 13 of Taylor Swift's sixth album, Reputation. Also shortened to TIWWCHNT.

And here's to you, 'cause forgiveness is a nice thing to do...

HAHAHAHA!!! I can't even say it with a straight face!
This is why we can't have nice things, darling...

by b_awkward92 January 19, 2018

Things

All I have to base where you are at throughout a day are numbers… during the day, I don’t put a warning sign on if they don’t move. However, there are other times where you typically move… numbers were off yesterday…

I think I figured it out… could be wrong, but what’s new. I guess the nice thing is, I think I am right and you aren’t here to tell me I am wrong… although, I would much rather have you tell me face to face I am wrong ❤️

Anyway, I made a post about not knowing if it was you… my reference was answering my yes/no questions. My thought is you were thinking I was back to questioning who you are… promise I am good… that was so 2022!

Also, I have a lot to say… always… I guess. Maybe someday I won’t. My point in this is that if you don’t want to post, don’t post… I don’t ever want you to feel like it is an obligation. This may have come across rude, but my intention is just the opposite. I don’t want you to worry about my response if there is no post… I do love posts! And I may start looking to see if something could have been misinterpreted.

I have grown in many things in 2023!!!

by My ❤️ will never stop 4u January 12, 2023

7 things

A song by slut-star Miley Cyrus whining about the 7 things she hates about her boyfriend she never had or ever will have.

Miley: THE SEVEHN THANGS I HAIT ABOWT JOO!!!
Listener of 7 things:HOLY SHIT, NOO!!!
*explodes*

by Hobbez October 14, 2008