funniest joke in the world

you.

“dude what’s the funniest joke in the world?” “you.”

by fossil puthay May 6, 2021

World-Wide Access

A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.

Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today”
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access”

by Egbert June 28, 2022

worlds hottest elbows

They belong to Technoblade

rest in peace Alex "technoblade"

Technoblade has the worlds hottest elbows, no doubt

by Dolor Eclipse July 2, 2022

World War lll

Will most likely be caused by fans of Sonic Frontiers and haters of the game when it comes out.

What I imagine:

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!

BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.

*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022

Geometry Dash World

Geometry Dash World is a game that was used to sneak peek update 2.1 for Geometry Dash, it was a free game, had 10 levels and there is a world that has "Coming Soon!" but that is a LIE, A BIG LIE, NO ROBTOP GAME OTHER THAN GEOMETRY DASH GETS UPDATED (i think)

dude ur brain is evolving slower than geometry dash world gets updated

by Ivory in Downtown October 8, 2021

End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.

"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

by Absurd_Alfred June 28, 2023

Third World Tournament

Third World Tournament is a Double Elimination bracket slightly inspired in KFAD which characters recognized in the latin/spanish community compete with each other through music arrangements/mashups until one stands victorious.

Did you see the new song Third World Tournament just dropped?
ahuevo apoco no esto era un torneo en español? xdxdxdxd

by NegMaster69 June 22, 2021