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Zoom Fart

A Zoom Fart occurs when a person farts loudly on a Zoom videoconference. It can be particularly embarrassing if the person is not muted at the time. If the person is not muted, they will be unable to deny responsibility for the fart because the fart could be so loud that the camera will automatically go to that person’s face.
Balthazar could not deny the tremendous fart he blew during the Q4 earnings call for his job because he blew a Zoom Fart and was not muted at the time. The camera immediately turned to his guilty face.
by Tony Splagola November 2, 2020
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Ramse's the fart

A fart so bad it smells like a mummy stuffed with cat shit. Known by its spicy, yet musty smell of lingering death.
JESUS! That stinks, it smells old like you dug it up and took a shit on it, its Ramse's the fart!
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Digital Fart

When voice data backs up and suddenly releases and it sounds like chickmunks singing or you get five minutes of chat in couple seconds of time.
I forgot the flash video was open in a different tab/window and it showed everything from when it was first lost on my desktop. Like a 5 minute speech in 3 seconds resulting in a Digital Fart.
by Santadude October 20, 2008
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Swagger Fart

Being awesome enough that when you fart, it sounds like the music from the old spice swagger commercial.
That guy is so ballin, he has swagger farts.
by Sykosquril December 30, 2012
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Misjudged Fart

A bout of intestinal discomfort masquerading as a fart. The owner attempts the release of said discomfort, in some severe cases even forces it out, and anticipates the typical flatulent. With a misjudged fart, the result actually ends up being an ejection of fecal matter.
Guys we have to leave NOW.

What are you talking about, we’ve been here 20 minutes. I haven’t even bagged a whore yet.

I just had a misjudged fart and I have to get these underwear in the garbage ASAP.
by A. Massey October 6, 2020
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Felonious fart

A silent air biscuit so vile and disgusting that the perpetrator should do time for such an assault.
Carl made the crowd scatter following his felonious fart attack.felony fart
by Richard Annballz April 5, 2016
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Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.
She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.
by seungminnie August 23, 2020
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