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Cunt puncher

When your doing a girl, and she says "i'm cumming" you pull out and punch her right in the cunt!
by Burpnsmile April 9, 2004
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Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).
Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.
by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008
mugGet the Cunt baconmug.

cunt scab

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.
i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.
by Doc joseph July 15, 2008
mugGet the cunt scabmug.

cunt punt

A kick right in the vagina.
Im going to boot you right in the fud, give you a right good cunt punt.
by Davieboyle1983 May 30, 2010
mugGet the cunt puntmug.

Stupid Cunt

A retarded bitch that never learns from her actions, and continues to be a clueless whore.
"Why is Lexi such a stupid cunt ?"

"Because she thinks she's better than everybody, and thinks she can just do what ever she wants to do...."
by Bg518 October 28, 2015
mugGet the Stupid Cuntmug.

speccy cunt

A person that acts like a spastic but is also a twat at the same time. Usually the person in question is not actually disabled, but is acting like a retarded idiot. From Scottish origin.
“Jerry, ye speccy cunt.”

“He jumped off the roof, the speccy cunt.”
by Speccyretard December 7, 2017
mugGet the speccy cuntmug.

publicity cunt

A person who is famous only for the sake of being famous.

Often gains initial fame for one of the following reasons:
1. Appearance on reality television shows.
2. Appearance in a sex tape/sex video.
3. Association with famous people.
4. Extreme stupidity.
5. Extremely unusual circumstances in their life.

Maintains fame through the repeated use of publicity stunts or because of media obsession, rather than because of talent.
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are publicity cunts.

Paris Hilton became famous for being in a reality television show and putting out a sex tape. Then Kim Kardashian became famous for being a friend of Paris Hilton and putting out a sex tape.
by happycookie December 28, 2011
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