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Kitchen horny

The feeling one gets when shopping for gadgets for the kitchen.
' I'm kitchen horny for that 'Kitchenaid ' mixer"
by Violet Wilde April 16, 2021
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horny

You. If your searching this up rn ur horny as fuck girlie chile you cant have dick all day 🤸 ♀️, also everything i say is just a joke dont cancel me
"I'M HORNY RNNNN"

"omg just go read some wattpad smut or shit no one wants ur plastik pussy"
by plasticpussybitch November 21, 2021
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Horny Insomniac

A move where a person must stay awake for multiple days, and then fucks his companion, trying to stay awake long enough to pull out.
I tried the horny insomniac with my wife, but I failed and now shes pregnant.
by Dongle dude 666 June 5, 2018
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Horny

Guy 1: He's so hot.. it makes me horny..
guy 2: Dude your dick is—
Guy 3 : Thats gay..
by Onyxl December 12, 2021
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Horny Nigga Laundry Basket

A very rude but interesting idiom to describe a black skin tone person who's always sexually excited and has a yee yee ass haircut, which normally he's American and have a pair of AirPods.
by darth yourmom August 9, 2021
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Horniness Aggression

A variation of cuteness aggression. An aggressive state brought upon by horny overload, specifically toward the person you’re fantasizing about, or fucking. This is mostly always seen from the dom toward the sub. You become so overwhelmed with need to fuck this person, overwhelmed by how fuckable and hot they are, you feel almost like violently hurting them, or fucking them so hard it hurts them.
Dan: Holy fuck, April’s so hot I just want to fucking tear her head off while I’m fucking her. I wanna slit her throat and pound into her until she passes out.
Ian: Damn dude, are you okay? Are you trying to hurt her?
Dan: No, it’s just horniness aggression, kinda like cuteness aggression. I wouldn’t hurt her, obviously. Just like I wouldn’t squeeze a rabbit to death.
Ian: Oh, okay, that makes sense, I guess.
by anonymous August 2, 2024
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