band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: *walks out* I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's.

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Aids

Aids is like skeppys videos

Skeppy’s aids videos

by Izuku :) September 29, 2019

Aid

Aid is a real G.he know all the information and can spill all of it.he is nice but also very violent at the same time.he is also known to be sexy.oooo he turns me on baby

Babyyyy Aid

by Jdbdbdbdb January 15, 2020

AIDS

AIDS are the drugs that make me feel nice.they are tasty and get you high

I love aids when I smoke them.

by Mochopoop October 26, 2019

Aid Car

A basic life support (BLS) ambulance staffed by Emergency Medical Technicians (EMTs) in Western Washington.

BLS counterpart of the "Medic," an advanced life support (ALS) ambulance staffed by paramedics. Both can transport, but in some locations, private ambulances will transport BLS patients.

"Aid 2" is an example of a possible Aid Car unit.

by RoSprints March 29, 2023

Aids

when a person or this is annoying of frustrating

james: *keeps dying in fortnite*
james: this is so aids!

by yuuyuyuy987435 April 28, 2021