Toolified

Being properly equipped with all the tools necessary to be 4:20💨 ready.

Ed:dude its almost 4:20
Sally: no worries man..... I got this
Ed: wow sally, your always so perfectly toolified 😃

by Me111113 November 30, 2021

Tool

Slang for steroids

I went to the elementary school to get some tool to get huge

by Felix G December 12, 2021

Tool

Tool

That guy is a real tool.

by anonymous December 31, 2021

tool

A person with a super inflated ego and mods a leased vehicle. Specifically a Honda Accord and then tries to sell it on the used car market without clear title.

Mark is such a tool did you hear his latest idea of selling his modified leased vehicle without actually owning the car? He even went so far to walk into a CarMax and the salesperson told him he can't do that. What a fucking tool LOL!!!!

by chinoloco23 February 16, 2022

Tool

Gun, pole, glock or any firearm that stays closeby in case shit goes down.

Her: Those dudes bout to make a move on him.
Friend: Ha! That nigga stay with his tool.

by DatBishPressure March 29, 2022

Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 4, 2022

Toolboxsexual

when you have a wet dream about a toolbox, and suddenly, you can't look at toolbox the same. you are now horny for toolbox. just don't go around fucking any toolboxes, you hear me?

Remember when Marlo told us about his wet dream about a fridge?

Yeah! He's a toolboxsexual

by WaldoTags May 10, 2022