The Bernie Mac

To Bernie Mac someone: to catch a person so completely unawares as to absolutely decimate them.

Does not necessarily need to be a physical assault, but a vicious triple pimp slap combo is the archetypical essence of the move.

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you....I'm out." - 'Julio' from Half-Baked

The Bernie Mac.

by stochastic mime March 20, 2013

Mac

The world's most advanced computers.

Everyone look Abhi got a Mac in college. He's such a show off.

by justaname1 June 6, 2025

mac

very hot and sexy person

daddy mac uwu

by MacDaddyUwu October 7, 2021

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

Mac 'n jack

To masturbate into, or using, a bowl of Mac 'n Cheese

"I saw sam the other day, he just finished a Mac 'n Jack. Also, dinner was great."

by Balls Hurricane Fapsy June 12, 2016

Mac Pearce

He's nice sometime, for sure. but sometimes he can be a lil off

mac pearce is good

by idonotcarrotwbu November 27, 2023

you're a mac

a thing that windows7starter (Windows7Ultimate) (a real user's username) is known as. A Mac.

"you're a mac" -Strultz

by Cheddeyy January 3, 2022