I walked into the elevator and the doors had closed before I realized that the fat chick who just got out had left me a Cleveland suprise.
by wateringeyes November 21, 2013
Get the Cleveland suprise mug.A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum
Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.
by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010
Get the Unicorn Surprise mug.A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.
by Gerifficke December 11, 2006
Get the Red Lace Surprise mug.When a girl scrapes her teeth on a guy's penis, hard enough to hurt him. So he cums in her mouth. And then he grabs her head and chin slamming her mouth shut, chipping multiple teeth.
This bitch was sucking my dick and scraped it with her teeth, so hard it hurt. So I gave her a tooth fairy surprise.
by Rob's the man, brah. October 4, 2010
Get the Tooth Fairy Surprise mug.After having sexual intercourse with any random slut in the back of your whip, in the winter, proceed to open her door and give her the ol' boot to the head. Jam on the gas and see how much snow and asphalt you can kick up in her face.
In winter:
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
Bill: Yo Alan, what you do last night son?
Alan: I picked up a hooker.
Bill: Right on sucka. How'd it go?
Alan: We got our freak on and then I had to give her the ol' Eskimo Surprise.
by barf September 11, 2008
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Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"
Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"
Tom: "Did you hear Jessica hasn't been coming to school because Tomas pulled a mexican surprise on her?"
Tami: "OMG, that is terrible, has Jessica contacted authorities?"
by sexfiend37 June 21, 2011
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1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
1. A word commonly used to cancel the law against rape.
2. The word that you would yell before having unprotected sex.
Examples:
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
1. A woman is walking down the street. A man jumps out of an ally, and yells "Surprise!" The woman shrugs and agrees to intercourse as this is the law.
2. Mother: Remember kids, It isn't rape if you yell surprise!
Son: Pipe down granny, I'm planning something.
Mother: What would that be-
Son: Surprise! *proceeds to rape mother*
by Sythes November 2, 2008
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