Stoned

Being fucked (literally, emotionally and or psychologically)

Hayley asked to be stoned, but that’s not the sort of stoning that the Arab man is talking about 😉
Smoking marijuana

by Romeo13579 June 9, 2019

stone laughter

Laughing with a stone face.

E.g. Stone laughter: -.- followed by hahaha

by Lalaboy April 12, 2014

Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

wet stone

A great nickname for an uncle

Call me wet stone eden

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016

STONED

High

I’m stoned

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

stones

A word meaning money, which is typically used when said money is gained or lost unexpectedly and quickly. Stones is interchangeable with words such as bucks, dollars, and notes.

Félix Lengyel: *winning on slot machine* IT KEEPS GOING UP! *holds head* HOW MUCH?!
Friend: How much?! Oh mah gah, how much!
Félix Lengyel: *wins $120k* A HUNDRED TWENTY-THOUSAND STONES!!!
Friend: Ohhh, what the fuuu-

by Copper Crusader August 28, 2021

Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.

Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!

by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025