Half Shorts

What’s considered shorts for men nowadays that cover the knees and lower.

Back then (when shorts were actually short), you didn’t get judged, as a man, for wearing real man shorts that covered half your thigh or less. Nowadays you’ll get weird looks by some church freaks that think women should wear dresses that noclip through the ground.

Bob: *wears actual shorts*

Myrtle: Oh my creeps that’s sacrilege! He should only be wearing half shorts!!

by Chroxity3 May 23, 2023

Bigest short

a chess grandmaster, defiantly not under 1200 elo.

i wonder when i'll up my elo. bigest short will put magnus carlson to shame

by n.c404 May 25, 2022

Glory shorts

Shorts in which the crotch is cut out making a glory hole in them.

Jenna wanted to be able to pee easily during the wedding so instead of underwear she made herself some glory shorts

by Theywinwelose2 December 29, 2024

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017

short shaft

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!

I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

ettin shorts

A type of street light in the shape of an L and a pipe.

The house in Six Farnsworth Avenue has ettin shorts.

by heagheueppon October 21, 2022

short

this fanz dude in a discord server im in

"yo fanz your a dwarf and short"

by E12Complex February 12, 2024