shark

Someone that goes to an rhyme battle but busts out lyrics from other commercial rap songs.

That white boy faggot is a full on eminem shark.

by Brad M May 13, 2005

jump the shark

An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.

I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008

shark

you found shark in the definition of urban dictionary and wanted to see a sexual definition

Well, it’s not here. Go look for other definitions of shark

by FishyFrog May 9, 2022

Great White Shark

When you have a lot of prebust on your tip, and then you finally burst, making it look like a great big blob of white rising from your sea of clear prebust. Just like a great white shark.

My Great White Shark flew all over her face.

It took forever, but when I let out my Great White Shark, it landed right on the tip of my toenail!

by Rami Laham February 26, 2008

mud shark

Pouncing gay man. "Mud" is slang for shit, combined with toothy predator = ass predator.

He is a total mudshark

by Stu October 4, 2002

Shark

Verb: to shark, to frequently come close to a goal but never achieve that goal.

The San Jose Sharks sharked it again. They made it to the playoffs but didn't win the Stanley Cup.

by deadguppys April 9, 2011

sharkbite

To grab someone's side with your hands via swiftly bring the hands together, making it seem like your flanges are shark jaws "biting" the victim. I do this to get all my friends.

A second version of this is called the shockbite, whereupon you shock the victim in the side with a hand held in the shocker position.

1) *people having a good time*
*sharkbiter walks in*
Sharkbiter: "Hey...SHARKBITE!"
*Sharkbiter grabs side of nearest girl*
Everyone else: WTF mate?

2) *everyone having a good time*
Shockbiter: "Hey Colleen."
Colleen: "Yeah?"
Shockbiter: "SHOCKBITE!"
*shockbite*

by Sharkbite June 9, 2005