Okay buddy, based on the fact that you looked up the word “sex” on here tells me 1 of 3 things. 1, you are under the age of 12 and find this word particularly humorous amongst your pre-pubescent peers. 2, you are dangerously bored to the point where you are looking up basic and childish words online for the slightest amount of entertainment. And finally 3, you genuinely don’t know what sex is. If it is number 3, don’t worry, you won’t be getting it anytime soon anyways.
12 year old: “haha sex funny word haha”
Random dude that’s way too bored: “I would honestly rather watch paint dry than do what I’m doing right now so imma look up sex on the urban dictionary”
Cro-Magnon: “Durr what is sex???”
Random dude that’s way too bored: “I would honestly rather watch paint dry than do what I’m doing right now so imma look up sex on the urban dictionary”
Cro-Magnon: “Durr what is sex???”
by MexiFryStains December 28, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Have sex
“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned
“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear
Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in
“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned
“ until it hurts” Braden said
Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick
“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock
“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”
“Ahh push that dick in” amy moaned
“ of course “ Braden whispered in a Amy’s ear
Suddenly Braden took out his dick and pushed his finger in
“ deeper deeper” Amy moaned
“ until it hurts” Braden said
Listening to Amy’s moans only made him go deeper and deeper then he took his finger out of Amy’s vagina m and amy got on her knees and started to eat bradens big thick dick
“ mmm tastes good” Amy said as she stopped eating bradens cock
“ wait! I just remembered something WE FOGOT A CONDOM!”
by I’m here and I’m dirty March 21, 2020
Get the Sexmug. I have a pathological fear of sex.
by I stole your nose September 12, 2020
Get the Sexmug. A multiplayer game from 2 people to 7,6 billion people.
There is no player limit probably.
As all games, not all girls(if not the majority) are good at it.
There is a single-player mode as well(masturbation) that is used by people who struggle to find someone to play with.
There is no player limit probably.
As all games, not all girls(if not the majority) are good at it.
There is a single-player mode as well(masturbation) that is used by people who struggle to find someone to play with.
by kansas54 May 5, 2017
Get the Sexmug. by SJSU’s ususisj February 15, 2020
Get the Sexmug. by anonymous June 13, 2021
Get the Sexmug.