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Perma-parked

People who don't move their car for days, sometimes weeks on end because parking in their neighborhood is so difficult.
"That car's been perma-parked for so long it's got a patina of "city dust" on it."
by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006
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Parallel Parked

Getting parallel parked is the ultimate L.

When you parallel park someone in a debate or argument they are left speachless and wanting to end it all for being so fucking smooth-brained because just like driving, they failed hard at parallel parking their electric hybrid solar neutron star powered smart car.
"Hey did you see that interview with Jordan Peterson and Cathy Newman? She got her Top-Romen hair parallel parked"
by Send-The-Asteroid June 29, 2021
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Ball Parked

When someone places Ball Park hot dogs on someones face or ass in a suggestive position. Then taking a picture or video and sharing it on social media. The person will usally be passed out from drinking, but it nots nessary to count.
Joe was so drunk last nignt he didn't feel it when I Ball Parked him. I must've put a dozen hot dogs.

After drinking all those shots last night, you guys could've Ball Parked me last night. The only way I would've found out is if I saw it on social media!
by K.W.Maine April 3, 2020
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Unicorn Parking

1. A popular bar.
2. A nice dream or thought often expressed as sarcasm

3. Where Lady GaGa lives in her head.
Person 1.What are you up too today.
Person 2. I am on my way to ask the boss for the day off.
Person 1.Good Luck LOL
Person 2.I Know I'm Looking For Unicorn Parking. LOL
by bluecricket1979 April 2, 2017
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hangover park

Stupid place for that are usually crazy and drunk most of the time. Place for binge drinkers. A club situation, starts in whosever house and ends with raves happening untill everyone falls.
ME: "i was at a party yesterday turned out to be a hangover park."
FRIEND: "did u get checked for STD's?"
by Samsterfolife September 6, 2016
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No Parking on Grand

When a girl no longer has any space in all her holes during a gang bang.
"I tried to stink in in Stacy but there was No Parking on Grand!"
by Thicc nugg January 13, 2021
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Pussy Park

1) A park where lesbian females might gather and socialize

2) not to be confused with park pussy
A lesbian Nazi might frequent a pussy park
by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
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