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I need a medic bag

A commonly used Payday 2 joke. It comes from the most epik man in Payday.
Example: Someone gets hurt and says "AHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG" or "AHHH IM DYING SOMEBODY DROP A MEDIC BAG"
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i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.
Eric: “I need breakfast

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast
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I need space

Person 1: hey how’s a going *touches them*
Person 2: stop I told you I need space
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i need it hard

a saying for when someone wants to have hard/rough sex
I need it hard, I’m a dead girl walkin’!
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A need

A must, something neccesary
by Mr. Black Cat December 7, 2022
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I need to feed my geese

Humorous term for stating dat you hafta pause a moment to use your handkerchief, and thus you'll be making one or more loud "honking" noises. Generally said more frequently during da chillier months.
Saying, "I need to feed my geese" can indeed be a light-hearted way of informing your present company dat your nasal passages need clearing, but an even more delightfully-silly phrase to use might be, "I need to honk my air-horns"; said latter statement is also a more "obvious" way of saying it, since it more-closely resembles what you're needing to do.
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Critical Need-to-Know Information

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.
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