Dakota: Christi, why did ____'s girlfriend like your Insta pic from 30 weeks ago?
Christi: because she's a jealous hoe
Christi: because she's a jealous hoe
by Chrust September 3, 2016
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Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?
Santa: Ya. She's a real Santa Hoe... Think I could get her in the break room?
by BitchSauceOrYourLoss October 19, 2016
Get the Santa Hoe mug.People who themselves may not be hoes, but protect the integrity of those who are. They condone the things hoe-ish people do, and will throw stones then hide their hand if it is in favor of the hoe-ish person who they look up to or are protecting. They are spineless, and the reason why they stick up for these type of people can range from "status" affiliation to Monetary gain. It is best to not associate with hoes or their minions
Man: If I were you I would not associate with him. Hoe minions like him, you cant trust them as far as you can throw them. He will always stick up for hoe-ish type people.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
Woman: What do hoe minions act like?
Man: They're phony, they're fake, their the type of people I hate.
by UD-Doc November 13, 2010
Get the hoe minions mug.A fun and interesting way of saying fuckboy... Typically a young male who thinks it's funny to date 27 girls since 3rd grade. Always rude and makes you feel ugly, even when he dates uglier
Girl: Look! There's Bronson!
Girl 2: OMG, I heard he's dating Melanie this week...
Girl: Wow...
Girl 2: yeah, such a man-hoe
Girl 2: OMG, I heard he's dating Melanie this week...
Girl: Wow...
Girl 2: yeah, such a man-hoe
by Goodcupofjo December 15, 2016
Get the Man-hoe mug.Damn La'rondo is a lawyer monday-friday but gets a train ran on her on saturdays. She a hoe, but a respectable hoe.
by I love hoes September 21, 2016
Get the respectable hoe mug.A hoe on the low is either a male/female who is secretly a hoe. Not a lot of people know about this "hoe" because they keep their hoe-ish ways on the low. The "low" is basically abbreviated as the down-low, which means they keep it to a point where people don't know about.
Girl: You see that boy over there, dude is a hoe on the low.
Girl 2: For real girl? He doesn't look like he is one though.
Girl 2: For real girl? He doesn't look like he is one though.
by basedprincess March 9, 2014
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