mexican caravan

A mexican caravan is defined as no less than 5 landscapers (mexican or non) having a sweaty orgy after a long days work, each of them taking turns swallowing a load of ejaculate

"Aye homes, want to make this a mexican caravan after work today?"

by Beanerbrowntown6969 August 31, 2017

Mexican Hentai

Pretty much just normal hentai except with Mariachi

Me: Man you wanna go watch some Hentai?
Friend: There's this new thing called Mexican Hentai. Wanna try it?
Me: Sure, why not right?

by Haccin September 26, 2017

mexican food standoff

If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.

"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."

"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”

by Nilliks October 28, 2017

Mexican suppository

Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.

Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.

by Huge Assman November 1, 2017

Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation

While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

by napajoe December 6, 2017

Mexican Tea

Mexican Tea: slang for poop.

"I have to make a cup of Mexican Tea"

by William J. Abernathy June 9, 2018

Mexican Hand Clamp

The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.

Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.

by Elijah Brown March 8, 2018