A Matt dingman

Someone who acts like a weeb machochist and denys it

"Man Tolan stop saying that" , "but dude your such a Matt dingman"

by MattknowsWHO April 24, 2020

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 3, 2020

Matt

Matt is a loving, caring sort of guy who enjoys making others very happy. He's rather selfless and is happiest when the people he cares about are happy. He is known to take relationships slowly but that doesn't mean that he's afraid of commitment, He falls in love quickly and hard and doesn't recover from a broken heart easily. Matt is the kind of guy who doesn't break girls hearts and wants to make them feel special. He can be very sensitive and a good listener as well as a good shoulder to cry on and he gives the best advice. He'll always understand your problem and try to comfort the best way he knows possible. Never underestimate a Matt though, when it comes to fight or flight he's definitely fight and isn't afraid to stand up for himself or those around him. He hates bullying and avoids confrontation when he can. Matt is a wonderful friend and an amazing boyfriend who will stick by you until the end.

"Who's that guy in the corner?"
"Oh that's just Matt. He's very quiet."

by ElitePie May 16, 2020

Matt

Matts are not the best person in the world. Some of them are pretty mean but they know all and have all memes, to their name they also have the biggest dick and can flex in anyone but they are short so, if you mess with them your gonna get fucked

Wow matt your a meme lord
Thanks bicth

by TheMemeGodHimself February 12, 2020

matt 2019

The act of a drama queen who leaves the group chat just to prove a point

‘X has left the group’ That is so Matt 2019

by Urban1234567890987654321 March 2, 2020

matt

a dude that can master ajatt and make a own method and can speak japanese fluently less than 1 year, he is arrogant af but he becomes a more humble man later on and gives good advices that you cannot tempt to resist.

guy 1 : yo wanna learn a language
guy 2 : yes
guy 1: you should check on matt he is a lifesaver
guy 2: ok

by superweeaboo3000 July 17, 2020

Matt

A Matt is a guy who has a lot of hoes and says he's only talking to one girl. His ego is twice the size of a hippopotamus. He doesn't give a fuck about anyone or anything. He's thicc af and he lovess his donkers.

Example 1:
Brooke: "Are you friends with Matt?"
Olivia: "Yeah, why?"
Brooke: "Cause I heard he's a fuckboy"
Example 2:
Matt: *sends mirror pic*
Julia: *sends eye pic with heart eye emoji*
Matt: "Wrong person."
Example 3:
Julia: *sends eye pic*
Matt: "wyd"

by gerpingnubssonly July 20, 2020