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standard maths

for bots that are bad at maths and do kindergarten equations 1 + 1 = 2. when you go into the vegetable aisle, you usually can find standard maths students
"why is your dick 14 kilometres? do you do standard maths?"

"yeah i do"
by ilikecool6930 June 16, 2024
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Math

Short for
(M)ental (A)buse (T)o (H)umans
gets worse everytime and its fucking annoying
a math PROBLEM
by notawikipediaeditor November 30, 2022
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math

ready to do math?
by thatonepersonwhomadeaaccont January 26, 2022
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Do the math

Do the math is something people with money say to people without money. This implies that they have what they have because they are good at budgeting. Actually, it’s the silver spoon phenom. They enjoy judging the have nots for how they spend what little they do have.
Multimillionaire:
Do the math. You camped for free but paid to take the bus instead of walking ten miles. You’re terrible with money. Whereas I booked my $350 a night hotel room on Priceline and had a promo code that gave me savings using money I inherited from yet another relative. Because I’m really good at math.
by BeStill November 30, 2019
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math

the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems
when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds
by bestfreindswithaveragejoe November 1, 2022
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math

"jonny has 300456 apples he gives jessica and conner 5678 how many apples does poor ass jonny have?(multiply,divide,use fractions,dont forget to add you decimal point,round to the nearest 10th and then add the two number you get and subtract them by 30 pi squared)you may use ur non existent math notes to help.
by ARGJUEIGFIGBARK March 2, 2022
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Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.
Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.
by Numerati September 23, 2024
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