maria 

the cutest girl ever. she’s honest, funny, loyal. she’s the best friend you can ever have. she won’t tell her crush about her feelings, tho. she needs attention and love. she also loves bts.

“you are so lucky to have maria as your friend!!!” “omg thank you!”

maria by cristal12 September 22, 2018

Maria 

An amazing girl who is kind and loving. She is a masterpiece and also loves the Kpop sensation BTS. She also loves Jungkook. She is friends with a girl named JELSEY who also loves kpop

OMG! DID YOU SEE MARIA WITH JELSEY!

Maria by Guatetican2007 October 1, 2018

Maria-Rose 

A nickname that was randomly selected and stuck for life. Some describe it as beautiful and makes perfect sense others ask how you get Maria-Rose from Mariella

"My instagram name is Maria-Rose."
"Why didn't you just use your actual name like a normal person"

Maria-Rose by MyNameIsntMaria-Rose September 4, 2019

Maria Clotilde 

A weird ass "🥺" girl who looks dumb and when she speaks acts even dumber than you were expecting before. never trust a Maria Clotilde because they're snakes.

A: bruh don't act like a Maria Clotilde
B: I'm not trying to, it's just too hard to stop moving my wrists and make the clanking noise of my bracelets on my weak ass arms.

Maria Clotilde by izzy_15 September 5, 2020

Marital Unit 

The apartment of a gay man and a straight woman.

BHo: Let's go to the marital unit!

Marital Unit by SexyJ82 September 4, 2009

marital rape 

What Indians and Arabians do to their wives every night

Life in India and Saudi Arabia for women boils down to the crucial decision of whether they want to be rejected as a beggar woman always poor and gang raped once or twice a year or whether they want to be a well to do housewife marital raped by their husband nightly. Ah!, decisions!, decisions!, decisions!

marital rape by Bad C dev July 14, 2024

Pre Marital Mario Sex

Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.

Me and my hot ass fiancé did the pre marital Mario sex the other day.

Pre Marital Mario Sex by jelqingjerry17 May 25, 2024