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Legal Dwarf

A subspecies of dwarf that contains homosexual and bisexual dwarfs that can't deal with the original title of "dwarf." They need legality to make them feel like more than they are, because they are really small, and always want more than they are. Not only do they piss us off with the special "legal", but they also piss off regular dwarfs who feel like less, because dwarfs always feel like they are less. Why else would they have all the tv shows.
Homo Sapien gained the "homo" part of their species when legal dwarfs landed in what is now present day Alabama.

Englishman John Lock's belief of "tabula rasa" was refering to the blank mind of the legal dwarf.

Rosa Parks is famous for refusing to give up her seat to a legal dwarf.
by eee coleye January 4, 2011
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local thot

A local thot is a female that is known to fuck around with many guys and every one in town knows it.
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legal fuck

A term used to describe someone sexually interesting to and younger than the user when the interest has reached the age of consent or other age that prevents legal conundrums from occurring if a sexual relationship ensures.
Hey man, can you tell me how old Stasia is? She's fiiiiine.
Oh, Stasia? She's 18.
18? Damn, then she's a legal fuck! I have got to get up on that booty!
by V' July 9, 2016
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Logan

cute with an amazing penis and amazing sexual powers that blow everyone away
troublemaker

funny
every girl has slept with him and every girl wants to marry him
if you haven't slept with logan you haven't lived
he brings you back to Bangkok
A: i wish i was with Logan
B: too bad he's with Tala
A: i thought he slept with Dani last night though
B: no he slept with Hanna
C: he slept with Indie for three hours, then Tala for five hours, then Dani for an hour then Hanna for two hours. get it right
B: he slept with me too
by mimibb28 May 27, 2017
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Logan Paul

The name of that shithole X-viner/youtube vlogger who posted a video of a victim of suicide in the Japanese Suicide Forest.
Person 1: Hunty please unsub from Logan Paul, he's an insensitive prick.
Person 2: But he didn't mean anything he did/say!
Person 1: If he didn't mean it, he wouldn't have done it.
by Cj what's her face April 23, 2018
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Logan Paul

A asshole/cunt praised by brain dead children without neglectful parent. His brother is also an asshole and cunt because of his their father, which played a kissing challenge with a girl trying to get a trampstamp kissing him Jake Paul and some random guy. Basically a ignorant disrespect cunts.This not a joke.His fans are called the Logang .The family known so far is Greg Paul, Logan Paul and Jake Paul.
He is a Logan Paul
Their a bunch of Pauler
by MantallyDisabled May 2, 2018
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Logan

That gay guy from edgemont that’s all over Dmitriy
Logan, stop making out with Dmitriy
by TurnieR January 30, 2018
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