I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021

All bets lost

A person who has horrible luck more often than not.

Clearly what we've got here is a textbook case of all bets lost.

by Hallucinojenn May 5, 2019

lobster

to pee in someones mouth

dayummnn, you just been lobstered.

by sheldon crubblefrump July 15, 2008

lost in the sauce

(Rare:) a term used to describe being high on marijuana

We smoked a few bowls last night, and by the time we were done, we were pretty lost in the sauce.

by snipsnopsleepslop May 20, 2017

rock lobster

when someone or something is amazingly cool or awesome

ashleigh your shoes are totally rock lobster

by ashleigh (: August 24, 2008

rock lobster

a male pedophile

"look at the guy with the tatts, i bet he's a rock lobster"

by Nat Sometimes April 25, 2009

lobotmiet

A person with lobotmiet syndrome

She is a lobotmiet

by BijelEiter October 23, 2019