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Kentucky Thumb

What to do if your .50 caliber rifle explodes and puts a thumb sized hole in your chest

Putting your thumb in another hole where your thumb fits
Me: "Kentucky ballistics' .50 blew up the other day and put a hole in his chest"
Friend: "Did he give himself the Kentucky thumb?"
by Cheesewheeloffortune May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

Jamming your thumb up your partners ass like your life depends on it.
RIP in peace AK Jesus, he died to forgive us of our ATF sins
It was her time of the month, so I gave 'er the good ol Kentucky Plug.
by Demolition Kentucky May 20, 2021
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When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

The Kentucky plug is a sexual act in which one partner inserts his/her thumb into the receiving partners various holes for pleasure. May also be used to describe the plug-in of a wound.
Wow your neck is bleeding really bad Kentucky plug that bitch.

Dude, that girl has a phat booty I’d Kentucky Plug that.
by Pepperonitony May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug. When you have a hole in something and you absolutely need to plug it very fast! What type of hole I'm not saying, you can use your imagination. But a you Kentucky Ballistics used his thumb to save his life from a 50 BMG SLAP round.
Just put your thumb in it! The Kentucky Plug that is!
by ERDude May 20, 2021
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Kentucky Plug

When you put your thumb in it... you know... whatever you want... you put that thumb anywhere. Also works for gunshot wounds.
I gave Brandon the Ol' Kentucky plug after he tried to up his t-shirt sales.
by Halfasiandude May 20, 2021
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kentucky plug

When your girl has an unexpected heavy flow of menstrual blood pouring out of her vagina and your last option is burying your thump palm deep to stop the flow.
"Man the other night my girl started her period so bad I had to do the kentucky plug, just like Scott from Kentucky Ballistics had to when he severed his carotid artery."
by travis james May 20, 2021
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