Job Shame

Condemning someone for working a lesser job, waitress, cashier, etc.

Ross job shamed Rachel as "just a waitress" when deciding whether or not to date her.

by Brook Byrnes May 23, 2015

Schmib Job

A complete and utter failure at any particular activity (sports, driving, walking, etc...), when a person does something so horribly that it warrants laughter it is appropriate for one to yell out "Schmib Job"

Wow that guy that just tripped over the curb pulled off one hell of a schmib job.

by kantori84 July 20, 2009

Beard job

Sexual stimulation of a persons genetalia using facial hair. Most ofently it would be done by wrapping a man beard around a penis, stroking it with the beard

Dude, i was at a gaybar last friday and went home with some biker guy, he gave me the best beard job ever

by GillesBáthory April 23, 2009

Scissor Job

A scissor job or a SJ is a sexual term referencing when two girls scissor and a guy puts his dick in between and instead of the back and forth motion they go up and down on the penis. This task is not easily accomplished, but if done, great pleasure will be provided.

Bro, last night I got a scissor job at this party from these two bi chicks!

by mrmacgee November 14, 2011

lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 31, 2011

job corps

Job corps is a magical place where everyone get along amd the staff are kind and never unfair or abusive. its pure heavan. the food is great and the campus is clean and tidy with constant cleaning crews keeping the campus beautiful.

If you want to be treated like a five year old on a daily bases and be verbally abused by the staff this is a place for you... everything you have seen on tv about job corps is completly false and sugar coated... this a place of mental torture.. full of unfriendly black ass-hole wanna be or former gangsters that will literaly jump you or threaten you for a NEWPORT cigarette... just wait until I really get started, the head staff are xactly the same way described the students unfriendly balck ghetto ass-holes who are full of themselves and more ignorent then a donkey, dont call me racict because im not im only pointing out the truth.. sure there are some respectible blacks here (very rare) they ususally get harrased by the other idiot blacks to join them and fight the white man.. and wait till i start talking about the white kids. A bunch of retardes whose soul purpose of living is myspace... ah job corps a place full of your typical 16-24 year old sexually deprived morons... a friend of mine got so frusterated with the staff and the black students always givving him hell for being a cripple that he self termenated from the center and later comitted suicide... THANK YOU JOB CORPS!!! YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULY DESTROYED ANOTHER POOR KIDS LIFE

DONT GO TO JOB CORPS

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by former job corps student June 17, 2009

sand job

The result of a girl attempting to give a guy a hand job, but for reasons unknown, possibly because they're mentally retarded, makes it hurt more than almost anything known to the male race. the name is self explanatory in that it feels like sand paper is actually being rubbed along your junk. may result in bleeding.

If you feel as though you are headed towards a sand job, GET THE FUCK OUT.

by SlowXxXLearner November 27, 2009