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Jesus Freedom

The product of total market deregulation, unlimited corporate political contributions, targeted tax cuts, and policies to protect vulnerable corporate interests, as Jesus intended it.
We need to cut spending, put a cap on deficits, and balance the budget by cutting taxes for job creators because that's Jesus freedom... the South will rise again.
by Global Warming1 January 24, 2012
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Jesus grin

A stupid Christian look as to where people smile in a smug way knowing they are going to heaven and you're going to hell.
Atheist 1: Hey, did you see the picture of Katie on her facebook profile?

Atheist 2: Yeah, she has that stupid Jesus grin all over her face!
by honestguy87110 August 27, 2011
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jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x
ma gran’s a right jesus shagger
by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021
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Jesus Valencia

A sexy good looking guy . A bozo who hates one peice. Has anger issues when playing video games.
Jesus Valencia is a bozo for calling one peice, "one peice of shit"
by SuburbanED July 18, 2021
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asian jesus

asian with dreads, not necessarily christian
Damn, that asian jesus rocks the dreads like marley never could.
by asianjesus September 8, 2006
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Jesus Freak

A person who preaches about their god Jesus to anyone and everyone for no apparent reason. They participate in a "club" to reaffirm that they are good people. They don't show people how their god is good they just expect you to understand. These people are not well liked because they do not understand people very well, maybe a psychology or sociology class would help but that to their religion is "devil-cotruption". They are a militant group proved to be dangerous. Look up Crusades under scholary works by reputable Universitys. Usally young people that don't know anything about what life is.
Jesus freak: I love god and he has done more for me than anyone can!
a non-jesus freak: Nobody cares that you love god.
by wankitsfree February 11, 2010
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sneaky jesus

Sex so hard and fast that it could only have been Jesus who snuck up and did it.
by Envy1497 June 19, 2007
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