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J-bomb

A seldom seen maneuver practiced only by the dirtiest of skanks. It occurs when banging a chick when suddenly a rumbling in your gut ensues. Quickly, you push the designated skank onto the ground and run over the top of her while simultaneously releasing a venerable torrent of dookie all over her, similar to the carpet bombing of Japan.
Stan: Things were going well until that okonomiyaki hit me. I had no choice but to J-Bomb that skank.

Thong: I eat cats!
by thatjgirl January 19, 2010
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PB&J

When you take a shit, smear it all over your dick, then have sex with a girl while she's on her period.
My girlfriend lets me give her a PB&J when it's "crime scene week!"
by filthy pirate hooker August 26, 2011
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Ski J

n.: getting your dingy licked while on a ski lift and/or skiing
You: Tom, quit talking to that 17 year old on the chair lift.

Tom: Nah man, gimme a minute, I'm about to pull a Ski J between moguls on the double black.
by skijsallround February 1, 2010
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J-Jitters

Involuntary jittering movements brought on after inhaling, ingesting (sometimes even just breathing) something. This acts to heighten the enjoyment of said 'something', but can often lead to a life of being laughed at brought on by the comical nature in which it is performed.
Nat: *takes a sip of green tea*
Chad: *also takes a sip.. then J-Jitters*
Nat: GRRRR.... *punch*
by nathurnal July 1, 2009
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Leigh-J

A Leigh-J is when a chick says shes going to blow you and turns the lights off and then when she turns them back on it is actually a big black dude that has been sucking your dick and proceeds to ask you how does that ass feel?
Hey im going to give you a Leigh-J!

Cool whats that?
Let me turn off the lights and ill show you.
by VisioPirate November 2, 2009
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Wii-J

the act of receiving a sexual favor, most notably a blow job while playing the Nintendo Wii.
See that girl over there, she gives a great Wii-J.
by KevinOwen November 30, 2009
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J-Hop

Another name for bunnyhop in BMX
Dude, he just J-Hopped 4 feet!
by C1in7 August 8, 2008
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