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Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega

I do and will! Add her to the harem!
Hym " 'Why doesn't anyone have the courage to date Jenna Ortega?' Asks the YouTube shorts. Well, simply put, not everyone is a CORPOREAL GOD! A CORPOREAL GAAAWDAH!!! So, I'll do it! First order of business: Jenna Ortega reboot of the 2004 Christina Ricci movie 'Cursed.' Christina Ricci will reprise her role as.... Ellie- HOLY SHIT JESSE EISENBERG WAS THE BROTHER! HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T EVEN- Nope! Nope. It's a sequel now. We're doing a full-on sequel. Get Jesse Eisenberg! We're doing a sequel. Yes."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
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doona date

When you’ve had a big night and can’t be fucked doing anything else for the day you book in a date with just you and your Doona
Nah fuck that sunday sesh I got a Doona date.
by pluggerplug June 12, 2021
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Dating

The act of inserting many dates into the rectum.
I'm not eating those, Josh was dating last night.
by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
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Squish date

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.
P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
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madisyn dating kolton

Love! This is the perfect relationship. It willl last a lifetime.
Hey did you know madisyn dating Kolton is awesome.
by Love you madisyn April 15, 2022
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Romantic dates

If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven
My bae and I were born in in the romantic dates
by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020
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Dating

A milestone in a relationship, e.g. second base or marriage.
"What are you doing tonight?" "Me and my bae are going out for a dating" "Fo realz?, U guys there already, damn son, you two are moving so fast"
by BlackcatDuskrunner47 August 30, 2017
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