Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.
Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.
by QuacksO March 5, 2017
Get the butt buffer-zonemug. A pleasure point for a man that normally is located in or around a garage, where he can collect, admire, maintain, and store man toys and power tools, and keep his favorite cold beverage.
My garagenous zone has been enlarged by a new jet ski. Honey, I'll be in the garagenous zone! Get me another brewski from the garagenous zone.
by Curtis Rock May 28, 2008
Get the garagenous zonemug. Guy:Hey baby we should go to your place and go into the spring yard zone, I'mma be springing you all night
Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?
Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
Girl: can you spindash in my special ring?
Guy: okay, get ready to handle my knuckle(s)
by MattIGuess August 8, 2024
Get the The spring yard zonemug. When the person from the opposite (or same) sex rejects you're proposol of getting into a relationship with them, but still wants to be friends with you, most people hate being friendzoned, because THEY THINK the person they want to get into a relationship with will probably choose a good for nothing man/woman over them, don't think like this, the person who friendzoned you probably won't go in a relationship with you is probably not because the like somebody else, maybe they are asexual, or can't date you because they're parents forbid it, just because someone doesn't want to date you, doesn't mean that they like someone else, and a lot of people forget.
Good example of dealing with a friend zone:
Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.
Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!
Kyle: that's ok, even if you don't feel the same way, i don't wanna make a big fuss about it, i really don't want this friendship to end, come, let's go get some ice cream.
Bad example of dealing with a friend zone:
Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.
Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!
Kyle: Wow, really? You are just going to reject me like that, with everything i have done for you?
Sarah: What?
Kyle: i have been such a nice guy to you for all these years, yet i can't be you're boyfriend? I bet you're gonna get heartbroken by some manipulative asshole while you couldv'e gotten with a nice guy like me.
Sarah: i'm sorry, what?!
Kyle: you girls never go for the nice guys like me, fuck you.
Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.
Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!
Kyle: that's ok, even if you don't feel the same way, i don't wanna make a big fuss about it, i really don't want this friendship to end, come, let's go get some ice cream.
Bad example of dealing with a friend zone:
Kyle: Hi Sarah, i have meaning to tell you this, but i had a crush on you since elementary school, and being friends for so long, i wanna tell you that i love you and i wanna get into a relationship with you.
Sarah: wow Kyle, i never thought you liked me like that, but i'm not ready for a relationship, but i still want to be friends!
Kyle: Wow, really? You are just going to reject me like that, with everything i have done for you?
Sarah: What?
Kyle: i have been such a nice guy to you for all these years, yet i can't be you're boyfriend? I bet you're gonna get heartbroken by some manipulative asshole while you couldv'e gotten with a nice guy like me.
Sarah: i'm sorry, what?!
Kyle: you girls never go for the nice guys like me, fuck you.
by Yeetman42069 May 31, 2019
Get the Friend zonemug. by myadvice4mygirls April 5, 2021
Get the Red zonemug. Noun.
1) The next zone of indifference outside of the friend zone.
Verb; Peer Zoned
2) When some one doesn't even care enough about you to put you in the friend zone.
3) A really rude way of telling someone they are not even worth putting in the friend zone.
1) The next zone of indifference outside of the friend zone.
Verb; Peer Zoned
2) When some one doesn't even care enough about you to put you in the friend zone.
3) A really rude way of telling someone they are not even worth putting in the friend zone.
Person A: Hey, we're friends right?
Person B: I think of you more as a peer.
Person B just put Peron A in the peer zone.
Person B: I think of you more as a peer.
Person B just put Peron A in the peer zone.
by Sir Winston Buttocks the 3rd April 4, 2020
Get the Peer Zonemug. A stage of the friendzone where you two are so close, she uses you as her own personal sheet of paper. Virtually inescapable if you want to get to the next level of the friendzone.
by Undockedlake185 January 15, 2016
Get the drawing zonemug.