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World-Wide Access

A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today”
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access
by Egbert June 28, 2022
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Third World Drunk

A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.
Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk
by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010
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World War III

(noun)

1. an exclusive time period in which adolescents and children under the age of 18 perpetually live during, wherein the dystopian tribes 'PewDiePie' and 'T-Series,' fight a never-ending battle to obtain more animalistic followers than one another.
"The kids wouldn't stop rambling on about World War III during their free time."
by 𝐸 = 𝓂𝒸² March 10, 2019
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World War lll

Will most likely be caused by fans of Sonic Frontiers and haters of the game when it comes out.
What I imagine:

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: This new Sonic game sucks ass, it's just a beta version of Forces. Sonic 3&K, Adventure 2, and even 06 were so much better!

BoomTTGfan!!!: The game is good, you're just blinded by your own nostalgia.

Mariofan277SonicBoomsucks: Nope, I'm just telling the truth, Sonic Boom and Teen Titans Go kiddo. You're blinded by crap. Plus you listen to Cardi B so your opinion is automatically invalid.

*A comment war happens, therefore causing World War lll*
*Possibly worse than Aramaru1837*
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 21, 2022
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worlds hottest elbows

Technoblade has the worlds hottest elbows, no doubt
by Dolor Eclipse July 2, 2022
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third world nation

A real shithole. It’s a nation often run by ghetto thug warlords, without running water or toilets, thus a bunch of shitholes to shit in. The people are the best, but the governments are evil.
We tried to take food and clothing to the people of a third world nation, but the government seized the goods to keep their people starving because its a shithole.
by Fightingautism January 14, 2018
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World War I

The only war where you, an Indian, go to fight the Germans in France, under British command, next to Moroccans and Americans. Its all because one dumbass shot another slightly less dumb dumbass and every other dumbass in Europe went apeshit, and killed more dumbasses.
"World War I is so cool! I wish we could have a field trip."

"They didn't have fields, because those dumbasses thought the other dumbest couldn't move without trees to obscure their dumbass infantry".
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