a dumbass, but he's friends with william, so he is ok. plays brawlhalla until his eyes bleed (both) relies on his master, (william) to bring him a gluten free lunch every day. If yur thinking of buying him on eBay for 2$, dont. he's not worth it. also, get a leash. he is a fake emo. "it comes and goes," he says. FAKE!!! some recomendations for 'caring' for david: if he disobeys, beat him. don't let him play brawl for longer than 36 hours. That's it. also, he always keeps his hands in his pockets which may mean he has a dick for a finger he's trying to hide. "one horny dude" not exactly....
david the pet human, I will beat you with my gucci belt
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
what food shal I bring for david the pet human?
by pet davido January 24, 2019
The act of forcing a towel inside a man's ass while giving him a blowjob, then as he is about to cum ripping the towel out of his ass. Getting him to shit on the floor is the desired goal.
I met a girl last night, she pulled a Human Beyblade: Towel Fusion on me! I'm glad we were in the bathtub!
by Rtb31 July 21, 2022
A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.
by Therealhonestone November 07, 2019
person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.
by aritaurus. September 26, 2019
The ability to pass COVID-19 to tigers through vaginal or anal sex with a tiger or any other 4 legged mammal.
THAT BITCH CAROL FUKIN BASKIN gave that Tiger human to tiger COVID-19 when sh fucked him.
Also known as: HTTC-19
Also known as: HTTC-19
by FUCK THAT BITCH CAROL BASKIN April 06, 2020
No one is The Most Beautiful Human Being but... I mean.. Ryan Ross is beautiful indeed so I guess. (We all have different opinions no hard feelings.)
Ryan Ross AKA Past backup vocals and guitar for Panic! At The Disco is Very Very Beautiful and talented
Ryan Ross AKA Past backup vocals and guitar for Panic! At The Disco is Very Very Beautiful and talented
Person A: Oh yeah whose The Most Beautiful Human Being?
Person B: Brendon Urie
Person A: no you biccfa-cala-ca it's Ryan Ross indeed!
Person B: Brendon Urie
Person A: no you biccfa-cala-ca it's Ryan Ross indeed!
by BlankPages_3 November 05, 2018
A Real Up Human strongly has at his or her core foundation -- Only real truth and real honesty are reliable strongholds that we must choose for ourselves to build our life upon. Forging forward in time, the core of real up humans makes aspirations to truthfully define our reality in every moment to moment we exist. First for each one human of themself and then effortlessly outward onto all others around. For all of the paths that real up humans walk, it is that walk of talk of real truth. That truth bearing our existance -- fullment -- purpose -- happiness -- in everything that was, is, or will be for real up humans. Completed work realities made whole, effortlessly done. In that whole it could never ever be gone.
I take the whatever time is needed to be a real up human to those I call a friend -- and in kind return seals that friendship to me for that may be the one I most need in my final end.
by In the Mindway April 30, 2005