Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.

Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?

by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020

my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”

Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!

by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020

Foot sugar

when your bare feet have been collecting all of the debris on the dirty floor. at the end of the day u sit on the bed and rub your feet together to get rid of all of your foot sugar that has been collected from that day.

me: for fuck sakes hayley you forgot to rub your foot sugar before getting in bed

hayley: *rubs sugar in the sheets*

me: you dense arse

by assmuncher360 May 4, 2020

foot

a word used by degenerates when they talk/ mutter to each other.

Degenerate 1: Haha, foot. Degenerate 2: no u, foot licking foot lettuce. Degenerate 1: How dare you foot. Degenerate 2: *mutters something*

by Shane Dawson's Cat May 21, 2020

Foot

A device for finding furniture in the dark

"Fuck! My toe! I stubbed my toe while using my FoOt to find stuffffffffff"

by Pretend This is Somethin Funny June 24, 2020

Foot Top

Someone who will be a receiver of foot stuff (i.e. footjobs, toe sucking, etc.) but will never perform it on another person

I sucked Jessie's toes last night but she wouldn't suck mine, she's such a foot top

by yurabai July 17, 2020

Foot

I like to suck on it.

"I got a whiff of my GF's shoe after her workout, that's how I found out I have a foot fetish"

by K-LA-K-Godrich August 9, 2020