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Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.
by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011
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Facebook suiticide

When one wears a suit/outfit to an event and the pictures are posted on facebook, which subsequently limits the use of the suit for the following events to come.
yeah, don't tag me on facebook because I need to wear it for sukhdeep's wedding next month and I don't want to commit facebook suiticide.
by Dragonmd2010 June 2, 2011
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Facebook Developed

When you upload your photos to Facebook after hours (or days) of sitting on your camera/phone.
Man, I just can't wait to get these Facebook developed!
by FelFal June 9, 2011
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Facebook-glam

A verb that is used to describe a person that puts on a facade to their virtual viewer world via facebook. Tools they may use to commit the crime are: Photoshop, photo editors, enhancements of pictures, cropping, and anything else that makes the person look better on the internet, than they actually look in person. They will never be as glamorous as their profile! Photoshop is for liars!!!!!!
Did you see the girl that met me last night at the bar? She was so facebook-glam. She had giant love handles and other issues!
by Brenaked September 24, 2011
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facebook

a place for folks to vent their frustrations, display their chronicles, or brag about their successes and those of their families...and eating poop.
I had a facebook sandwhich on wheat.
by The Angry Teacher November 23, 2011
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Facebook

It is said that more people in the world will spend around roughly 24-32 hours of their lives a week on their facebook profiles when online.
by Mark876 November 25, 2011
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Facebook

A website that's tricked everyone in the world into thinking it's a super cool site when it's really a copy of Myspace minus the awesome customization.
Stupid Guy: I love Facebook. It's awesome.
Smart Guy: What makes it better than any other site?
Stupid Guy: It's Facebook. It's just "better."
by The_Shagster June 27, 2011
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